Probably should have slowed down.

I used to sweat trying to explain nitter to people (RIP).

I got an advanced certificate from the City University of New York (CUNY). I had to write several work emails and fill out several forms to get my workplace to pay for it. The letter Y is next to the letter T on the keyboard. I think you can see where this is going.

I once sent an email to the President of Engineering to justify tuition reimbursement.

I told him that my ASS (should have been AAS) has been extremely beneficial to both the company and myself and I would like to take the next step and get my BSME.

He never responded.

Wallstreetbets has ruined even the regular best regards, and I only use regards now as a subtle insult in professional email signatures now.

Why don’t you have that part in your signature tho

I actually read that 2 or 3 times wondering why T and G were circled, wondering what was the issue here….then I finally noticed… maybe whomever the email was sent never even noticed!

I finished an email with “Breast regards” once. I’m very glad someone pointed that out :D

Maybe you type that word too much. Bad habit

Friendly reminder that ‘nugget’ is only two minor typos from being quite offensive.

“Solid gold [REMOVED]”

“Bigger things are coming.”