• close all the nuclear reactors to make sure there is no alternative to Russian gas.

I’ll do just that. Thanks for the reply!

What are the odds Dems win the House?

Maybe not the strangest but here are 2 from my vacation to London last month:

2 women walking past. One of them says:

“I talk a lot of shit, but my fart is bigger than my shit.”

Then in Covent Garden I met a very polite drug dealer:

Excuse me, do you need any weed or coke? No, well then have a very good evening.

Nice guy, big smile.

What year is this? This was a scare back in the 1970.

Un-fortify the wheat now!

/s

They shouldn’t be uncomfortable. Make sure you’ve set them correctly.

Have a looks at the Hobart’s Funnies designs section:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobart's_Funnies

US Navy Ice Cream Barge:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_barge

Hitler’s generals we’re largely good generals. Many came from the Prussian school of war.

The Allies didn’t try to assassinate Hitler because Hitler was causing so many military blunders by thinking he knew better than his generals and overruling them.

British Private Schools:

Fagging was a traditional practice in British public schools and also at many other boarding schools, whereby younger pupils were required to act as personal servants to the eldest boys.[1][2][3] Although probably originating earlier, the first accounts of fagging appeared in the late 17th century.[4]: 23  Fagging sometimes involved physical abuse[4]: 23–25  and/or sexual abuse.[5] Although lessening in severity over the centuries, the practice continued in some institutions until the end of the 20th century.[4]: 23–25

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

I finished an email with “Breast regards” once. I’m very glad someone pointed that out :D

Similar to the Fetish of Leadership.

Everyone has to be a leader in the Western workplace. This dilutes the ability to call leaders to account.

Didn’t we learn from the pandemic that most toilet paper is produced with country borders due to high shipping costs?

Bordeaux did something similar. They had parking garages on the riverside in the 1950s.

One of their Mayor’s had them demolished and turned into pedestrian space. He also limited the parking and built a tramway to incentivze the use of public transport.

Its a very nice place to go in the summer.

Sterilization? What did I miss?

“As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

This was written by H.L. Mencken in The Baltimore Evening Sun on July 26, 1920.

Same. I thought I’d go down a road at night for cover. Then a Death Claw appears out of nowhere behind me.

Don’t tell the foreigners Britain is nice.

I thought these wete inflammatory and over the top comments.

NOPE

Its legit antivax stuff

People you dont want to piss off:

1. Mother in-law
2. Worlds greatest hackers
3. The IRS