Think of the rabbits Lemmy
An’ live on the fatta the lan’
If I let my beard get long enough, the neckbeard cowlicks collide and make random waves and spikes stick out.
Do you happen to own a spaceship named the Bebop?
Don’t fret beardless man. Its evolution. Who needs a crumb catcher?
Wow look at this fat cat over here who can afford to lose crumbs
Oh it catches spit. It also catches feces when you flush the toilet as well.
Honestly the toilet flushing thing is stupid. You’re catching the shit particles regardless just by shitting.
If you can smell shit the particles are already in your lungs. Along with the myriad of other “gross” particles that just naturally exist in the air like pathogens, mold, skin cells, etc.
If you’re that worried about it I expect to see you wearing a hazmat suit 24/7
minoxidil fixes this for most people. just saying.
Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.
One day I’ll grow through it.
Also, not sure who needs to hear it, but beard oil significantly shortens the awkward phase (and you should be using it anyway if you’ve got anything more than light stubble)
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