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A few years later:
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations. And have sex with them.
“However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”
Original for those who are frustrated by a phone screenshot of a fuzzy version on Facebook
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humans-2
Bonus panel:
!spoiler
!<Thank you.
Low quality ass jpegs in 2024 should be a war crime.
Thanks for the link! TIL lemmy let’s you edit the post URL!
Thanks for updating it.
It’s weird… I feel like any civilisation worth joining the galactic federation would have no issues finding volunteers to save their civilisation anyway (though maybe not 14 minutes…)
I mean id at least sign up. Who knows, I could be into it.
If not, hell, at least I’m off earth.
“Careful what you ask for, you just might get it.”
“I mean we’ve been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that one in ten doesn’t really seem to mind.”
Uhm, if the owner of the site is here, the “random” button presents you with an xml.I’ll bet they have advanced healthcare.
That alone would get you the volunteers.
Maybe, but they might also have never encountered warm blooded species, so it’s a toss up
Everyone under the median income just heard, “So there’s a chance?”
Just blow them up while you can…they spread
