• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I want a girl who is unvaccinated
    I want a girl who prays in tongues
    At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
    We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
    She wants to work on her fit, fit body
    She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
    She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
    She’s trading her career to raise our nine kids

    I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

    muted trumpet