I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
She’s trading her career to raise our nine kidsI want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!
muted trumpet
I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.
Help me out. What’s the tune? Because I can’t figure it out lol
Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake
It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao
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I am helpless with mirth.
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Also she’s gotta be all those things already while he works on them.
the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags
😂😂😂
I just want an attractive, big titty goth girl, who worships Satan, wants to make fuck, is vaccinated, and has a slim body that she clothes in the sluttiest outfits she can find.
Is that too much to ask for??
They may be rare, but they do exist. Holding out, while I continue to get worse. 🤟🏻⚡️☠️💦
Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.
Watch the documentary “Jesus camp” for the long answer. Short answer is there’s a lot of them and reinforce each other’s delusions and indoctrinate children.
Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh
“I will die alone” would have been quicker to post.
They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels
As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.
C’mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?
I like the story of Jesus and the dallllly lllllama the most. Specially the parts with lllllove and lllloss. C’mon doil agail! I love you!
He’ll be an insel in no time
He already is one
Lemmy lives in a bubble cuz they think what this guy asks for is unrealistic.
There are plenty of girls out there exactly according to the description. And they’re in then looking for a “real man”.
And, yes, the OOP is doing the right thing by probably going to the gym and working on making more money, cuz those will ultimately be the factors his dream woman is valuing most.
Get rekt, lemmy. Other people will be happy in their own way and there’s nothing you can do about it.
