I can’t believe someone would violate the unshaking honor of the words printed on a bag like this
If this dude registered as a Sovereign Citizen, he would have been fine!
I’ll show you:
Police: “What’s in the bag? Does that say ‘no drugs’ on it??”
SovCit: “I never entered into a contract with you!”
Police: Snatches bag and starts digging.
SovCit: “Neither the individual nor the STRAW MAN contracted with —- please stop!”
Police: Tackles SovCit
SovCit: “I swear this bag is not from the TRUSTEE or the STRAW MAN. It ain’t my bag. Do you have a claim against me because I’m — bro, maritime laws!!”
Hmm… I guess this doesn’t work out after all.
You forgot the part where they yelled “Without prejudice!” and signed their bag in blue ink at a 45° angle.
Drat, I failed us here! I forgot to invoke the sacred spells!
You should also say/yell “I do not consent!”, because it’s illegal to search or arrest someone without their consent. It was a popular spell a few years ago, but I don’t see it being used much anymore, so it’s possible that the cops have found a counterspell. 😉
They paid $2000 to a guy they saw on YouTube to learn how to be tackled by that cop.
LOL the investment pays for itself. Surely it will work next time!
I am just transporting a bag. The contents are not officially licensed to be regulated by the state.
This is the kind of thing Chief Wiggum would proudly hold a press conference about while the thieves are carting away city hall in the background.
They definitely thought it was hilarious to keep drugs in that bag. However;
Officers on Tuesday night stopped a man and a woman driving a stolen car in Southeast Portland, and they found much more than a stolen car
They broke the most important rule. When breaking the law, only break one at a time. If you’re gonna carry around your fun joke drug bag, don’t do it while driving a stolen car.
I can’t believe the bag would just lie like that!
“Aww get out of here you rascals! Don’t let me catch you again!”
