• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Peter:

    Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays’?

    O’Brien:

    No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass stuck in a transporter buffer sayin’ something like that, man.

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      2 months ago

      Then after locking himself in his barn with his horse “running”, his wife comes in and he realizes he doesn’t want to die. So he backs the horse out of the barn only to get hit by a runaway shuttle craft. He gets a huge settlement of latinum, and makes his game.

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      2 months ago

      “Who?”

      “Bartender, Ten-Forward, wears big hats. Yeah, we can’t actually find any record of her being a member of the crew.”

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      *hic* Look, buddy. Your shuttlecraft was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.