If they can put Bibles in classrooms, I’m putting drag queens in their churches.
I definitely would be a lot more likely to attend a church’s services if they put on regular drag shows. Make it a drag brunch and I’ll be there every Sunday.
I would pay money to watch a drag reenactment of bible stories that would be so funny
Give me a drag version of Jesus Christ Superstar. I cannot imagine it being anything less than pure magic
What about Trump drag queens?
Fuck the Trump part.
Why are there Bibles in classrooms?
Are they adding the Quran and Hebrew, Hindu, Buddhist writing, too, as a broad background in world religions?
lol obviously no.
Well it just needs to be a King James Quran including the declaration of Independence to meet the criteria. Oh, and leather bound because apparently Oklahoma schools have some budget to burn.
As of September 2024, the average salary for a school teacher in Oklahoma is $48,285 per year
I bet these teachers are thrilled for the nice covers.
Fuck both parts
Tax the churches. They are the political arm of MAGA.
In my day this would have meant free rolling papers.
you don’t want to smoke the trump bible.
it’s probably made in china and contaminated with shitloads of toxins and heavy metals.
Unless kids have changed drastically in the past few decades, these books will be vandalized within days. We can only hope.
If you are teaching or raising a family in Oklahoma here’s your sign.
Is there a way we can make them lose statehood or something?
