So… they swap out the couchfucking weirdo for the brain-worm weirdo.
this is gonna go so well!
As long as we don’t discuss donnie, it might be a sort of valid strategy.
Or so I start to think.
Lol, at least with Vance there’s potential deniability concerning his weirdness. It’s proven that RFK fucking is obsessed with dead animals.
And protest too much?
Trump dies on the second day in office, then the newly minted President Kennedy butchers a bald eagle on the Oval Office desk, cooks it in an air fryer perched on the railing of the window, then tosses it in buffalo sauce and eats it before blowing the brain worms to kingdom come with an original flintlock from the time of Thomas Jefferson that was sitting on one of the shelves.
I’m fine with this. Honestly. Beats having President Trump again, and you know it does.
If Dems take the House and make someone besides Nancy Pelosi the Speaker then this isn’t a bad outcome
Hakeem “More Hand Movements than an Air Force Ground Crew” Jeffries is the name you seek.
I’m not even sure I oppose this timeline
Better than the shit Vance has planned.
(I have no idea what rfk has planned.)
this comment is extra special.
Oh please do.
I will fucking bet you he does it and the numbers drop after it happens. In fact I have this bet already, but I’ll make it again.
Do you think he’d swap back, or find some new guy?
after some dumb shit? Bruh idk. This election season so fucking off the rails.
But I owe some one twenty bucks if the following doesn’t happen:
Trump swaps out Vance as VP and the resulting polling is lower.
If that does happen, I will much more than 20 bucks.
Idk, I think I’d see trump numbers up after that. RFK jr is going appeal to the fringe libertarian…especially considering the orange turd’s health and age
Bet? $20?
Last person gave me 100 to one on the parlay that he both swaps out the VP nomination AND when that is done, his poll numbers go down.
So if you believe what you said, my $20 is free money.
All bets are off at this point imo, this shit has been going in what ever way the wind blows. Although, I would bet on a Kamala presidency 🤞if everyone votes
The couch fucking weirdo is tanking the numbers! Quick! Go find the guy with the brain worm!
Wasn’t Vance officially chosen by the delegates at the RNC? Can Trump actually pick someone else now? What would the party have to do to change their nomination after the convention-hold an emergency meeting and revote?
At this point there’s no way to do it legally. Ballots are already being printed. But legality’s not an issue for Trump and his personal fan club.
I think Vance could step down, then Trump would have no running mate, I think? And a VP would be appointed by Congress if he wins? Idk.
It would be peak Trump to announce a VP change without checking if it was actually possible 🍿🍿
Trump can do pretty much anything he wants. No one in the GOP has any power to stop him and the moon that supports him.
Lol I meant “mob” but I’ll leave it :p
The RNC can just change its rules.
Or simply not follow them like history has shown
Agree that they would happily bend any rules for trump, but the RNC already happened and they chose Vance as the VP candidate. How does the Republican Party change their rules now? They would need to have some sort of party vote I think. Emergency RNC 2.0?
Trump can do any goddamn thing he wants. SCOTUS will step in to make sure RFK is on the ballots if needed.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
This timeline is wild.
You cAnT jUsT CHanGe CanDiDAtes
No one knows anything about RFK
Who voted for him
Etc etc
That’s my bet as of this last weekend, tbh.
Trump’s kinda obviously having serious buyers remorse over Vance and how he’s basically fucking kryptonite to the vast majority of women. And I’m sure he thinks including the Kennedy name on his ticket will give him a big boost. And now that he’s pulling both RFK and Tulsi closer in to the campaign, I’m really thinking it’s only a matter of time.
Dementia Don and Brain Worm Bob. Name a more iconic duo.
Ra. The Kennedy name. No one has given a shit about the Kennedys in so long. Hell, I forgot they existed until that group of smooth-brained dipshits started wearing red hats and quoting The Enquirer and Weekly World News stories as gospel and insisting the one that sadly died in plane crash 25 years ago was raising from the dead.
Bill Burr had a bit about Schwarzenegger marrying a Kennedy, basically marrying into royalty. The whole thing that the guy immigrated, became a movie star, got rich, married into royalty, became governor, how the fuck did that happen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is unironically living the American dream. Plus he sees right through the Magats and can tell theyre fascists, which is based.
Yeah that was something talking about his father and the Nazis. Really ties it up.
He might eat back a few sub percentage points of his geriatric base.
Oh, I know. All I’m saying is that I believe that’s his “logic”, such as it is.
You know Donald would cream himself if he could make signs that said Trump and Kennedy.
So swap out the couch fucker for the brain worms guy? LOLOLOL.
Trump choosing his VP:
Give me the hillbilly.
I said the real hillbilly.
Perfection.
JD, you’re fired!
[JD is replaced with Kennedy jr and they meet]
“And how long have you been the VP candidate?”
“It’s actually started a while ago when I was walking down the-”
“Okay good.” [Turns to rotting bear corpse]
“And how long have you been here?”
[Bear corpse silence]
[Kennedy collapses, a large green caterpillar emerges from his nose]
[JD, to worm] "And how long have you been here?
[Also to worm] “I’m JD Vance, and until recently I was running for Vice President.”
[worm] “Okay.”
deleted by creator
Couchfucker or chainsaw-whale-head guy . . . .
Spoilt for choice
so the GOP wants to switch creepy couch-fucker with creepy brain-worm bear carcass dumper… and that is an improvement?!
Don’t forget decapitating a dead whale
And the anti vaxer who lies to the media about being an anti vaxer, buy proclaims it to conservative media.
Yeah this feels like a “bad to worse” type of decision
So right in line with literally every decision Trump has ever made.
Not even hyperbole. I challenge anyone to tell me one time in his political career where he didn’t select the absolutely worst option available.
Why didn’t he go with DeSantis?
Because Desantis challenged him in the primary. It’s as simple and petty as that.
He wants loyalty, and one that will do what Pence didn’t do.
he did. JD Vance is one of those ironic punishments Olympians gave to people that pissed them off. someone with as much ability to come off as human, let alone normal, as desantis, if not less.
