Former President Donald Trump has raised speculation he could try to swap out Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), plagued as he is by controversy for his comments about childless women, for conspiracy theorist and former independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as his running mate — even though ...
[JD is replaced with Kennedy jr and they meet]
“And how long have you been the VP candidate?”
“It’s actually started a while ago when I was walking down the-”
“Okay good.” [Turns to rotting bear corpse]
“And how long have you been here?”
[Bear corpse silence]
[Kennedy collapses, a large green caterpillar emerges from his nose]
[JD, to worm] "And how long have you been here?
[Also to worm] “I’m JD Vance, and until recently I was running for Vice President.”
[worm] “Okay.”
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