This is why I keep my front door key in my foreskin. Either I evade the pickpocket, or I make a new friend. I cannot lose.
As a younger man, I was able to unlock the door hands-free. These days, I need to fish the key out of my floppy beige KKK hood like a sock trapped in a duvet cover on laundry day.
That’s where you’re wrong: for nature’s pocket can still be picked and it doesn’t even need to be full to do so
Bro needs to do some manscaping on his eyebrows for real fam, no cap.
Deadass
On jah the Rizzler is going to flush this bozo down the skibidi toilet.
You’re just jealous
…he enjoys it.
“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs
Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?
Simple, just get into cbt
Jokes on you, I keep my bills rolled in my foreskin.
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keep it in your sunburn
