• amio@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil! Thank ------ You,”

    … yeah, that seems about right.

  • primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    if not sure, try:

    speaking to the head satanist talking to the cops who are SO EVIL (i mean, yes, but I don’t see how that correlates to a time of year) increase murder (maybe good dependign on who) child abuse (please don’t, what the fuck is wrong with these disgusting freaks that they can’t even suggest having a good time without hurting someone who doesn’t deserve it, as if the injustice and suffering are the fucking point of everything they do?), worship satan (you do you, but it could be fun, im willing to try)!

    I don’t know if that’s how they meant it to be read, but it’s how I read it.

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I think with the “Talk to Police” line, they’re saying that if you talk to the Police they will tell you about all the wickedness they encounter around Halloween. It’s full-on nuts tho lol

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    3 months ago

    I like how people like this think that a business will somehow be upset that they and their crazy friends/family won’t be coming to their store. Threatening them with a good time!

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I mean, I cant say I disagree with the irrational rage of holiday creep. seeing Christmas shit out in october, and halloween shit out in July/August is infuriating.

    Far better ways to to approach it than this ridiculous satanic panic and other myriad religious bullshit, though.

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      3 months ago

      Lived near there once. It was truly amazing to see how unified the entire populus was. Nobody ever got into fights over anything, and there certainly weren’t any stabbings at a bar in town while I was there.