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That is an emergency I’d be glad she called so urgently
You have truly been blessed.
a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing
She has been selected. She is The One.
She is nobody’s bitch.
Your wife might be a dude like us.
My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We’ll be driving or something and she’ll yell “oh my God!” and I’ll slam on the brakes and be like “What! What is it?”, and she’s like “I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!”.
:)
Careful it might bite
That’s a lot of spaghetti-o’s