Did they order their panda from Wish?
Cute doggo, but maybe don’t paint them?
They recalled them from the world famous San Diego zoo…and the kids broke them the next day.
Ooh that would be a nice scam. Accuse the US of returning painted dogs.
We should just get some hair samples the next time a Panda is on loan and clone us some. Every company that’s ever had their products cloned after outsourcing to China would get a kick out of that.
I’m sure they’d throw a big fit over it. It’s ok if they do it, but not us.
No, painted dogs are something else.
“I came here to see the painted dogs. What the hell are these pandas?”
Boy, nature just threw all the paints it.
those are gorgeous.
also probably severely misunderstood.
You know this led to huge fights and maybe a mental break or two.
“I’m TELLING you, those were fucking dogs!”
“Yeah, okay, bro, I’m sure you know better than the literal ZOO.”
🤣
This story resurfaces every couple of months. Last time it turned out they had specifically advertised that they’d be having an event where they had the dogs groomed to look like pandas. Like, they never claimed they were actually pandas.
Is Lets Build a Zoo prophecy or just a historically accurate simulation?
A glitch in The matrix?
poor vs rich zoo
That’s the cutest dog I’ve ever seen lmfao
Is it really a zoo or just some side show act charging $5 to see pandas in their back yard?
😂