NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because you’d need way more time than that.

I don’t get it. What’s wrong here?

I hate Illinois nazis

Honestly, with what the poor bastard has been through, I’d be surprised if he hasn’t been crucified.

Silver is a real Sonic character who has existed since 2006.

I didn’t know that, thank you.

Bojack, we’ve been over this. You have to be better than that.

I never understood why he would say that to begin with. It’s not like his brand of comedy was ever particularly edgy. Obviously the “people are too sensitive these days” thing is stupid, but it felt extra strange coming from him.

But in the end it has to be this way

Shortly before the flex tape video, he announced he was going to appear in a debate with another Youtuber named Destiny. In this debate, he claimed that “Rich blacks commit more crimes than even the poorest of whites” (direct quote, I shit you not), and that Donald Trump had never said anything racist. It was completely out of left field and shocked pretty much everyone.

My theory is kind of a joke, but I seriously have trouble believing that these are the same person. It was so sudden and so random that I want to believe that there is some other explanation as to why it did. Up until this point, Jontron had stayed fairly apolitical. On the very rare occasion he’d share an opinion on Game Grumps, it would be the most milquetoast moderate thing you’ve ever heard. To jump from that to retweeting actual Nazis for praising him for saying what they believe feels completely insane. It’s easier to accept that there is some sort of sussy imposter imitating him than to believe this just happened.

Turning the serious off for a second, I think that if anyone knows the truth, it would have to be Arin. I don’t think Danny was involved. He might just be blissfully ignorant.

You know how some people believe Paul McCartney is dead and was replaced with a body double? I think that happened to Jontron at some point before the incident.

!Mufasa dies at around the midway point!<

It reads as more anarchist to me, but I get what you’re saying. The book of KND is described as some sort of instruction manual, whereas The Communist Manifesto was a manifesto as the name implies. This would make it more similar to The Anarchist Cookbook, which provides recipes for explosives and other such tools of destruction with the intent of these methods being used against authoritarians. Either way, it’s a hell of a thing to put in a kids show.

No, painted dogs are something else.

Good riddance.

This is the exact reason I can’t take werewolf movies seriously.

Don’t forget Animal Planet, which hosts shows about tree houses and mermaids now.

What type of dog is this?

He would listen to Nickelback.