We’ll circle back to this next week.
With actionable deliverables
I’m fucking mad that I hear many of these every day and ENGLISH IS NOT MY FUCKING MOTHERTONGUE YOU FUCKING FUCKS
Ping me
For some unknown reason the phrase “thought leader” drives me crazy.
Are you a Theoretical Physicist?
Agile and synergize aligned itself into this chat.
look at this guy being proactive
It’s interoperable, baby. It’s how we get to “done” by energising ourselves, being more agile, adapting to new models, and advocating on behalf of–
Okay, I can’t do anymore I’m repulsed.
I hate you for writing that. I hate that those words are present in my daily work life. Fuck corporate language.
Let’s table that for a second and circle back to it. Help me understand why you hate me for writing that. What can I do to help? Consider that our goal is to maximise our efficiency by staying in our lanes, escalating where required, and providing all necessary language to our partners for transparency’s sake.
LOL I’m really sorry to do that to you bud but it’s fun to laugh at the way we have to talk in corporate world
No worries, it’s all in good fun :)
Makes me wanna logout life
Self-uninstall
Unsafely eject drive
Fun game to play at “all-hands” meetings: https://www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/
This shit makes me want to start a cult in the woods so I can live completely isolated from corporate culture bullshit
what are “new verticals”? do i even want to know?
Synergy
Cross-Pollination. Breaking Down Silos.
Description, GIF of a giant pile of tires on fire in a field with lots of black smoke.
Response: Sensible chuckle at said giant pile of tires.
Check out Wierd Al’s Mission Statement for a primer
Everything was a “Game changer” about 5 years ago. But at least you have Slack. We have fucking Teams.
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Alternative title how you know you need to find another place to work
