Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
Instructions unclear, am now secretly gay
Well, now your out of the closet.
If I did this I’d end up blindly stepping on a giant house spider or one of the many bugs they’re supposed to be eating. I have too many critters sneaking into my bathroom
When my mom was pregnant with my eldest sister in Greece, she apparently once headed to the bathroom, only to find a scorpion waiting on the doorknob.
Stepping on a spider seems preferable.
Nightlight. Use it when you’re brushing your teeth too, no bright lights an hour before bed.
That moment? This is becoming my every day!
So no original experiences whatsoever huh
I accomplish this by keeping a weed pen in the pocket of my robe hanging within reach of the toilet…
RIP your REM cycle
I feel this, 1000%
Just pee in bed. Easy solution.
