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That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.
You should have said “sure” then fucked his mom and gone out for a pack of cigarettes
I went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.
I’ve heard some people play that way. The kid gives you more quests, but you don’t level up any faster.
Daddy?
UwU
When i was a kid, that would’ve been a baseball game he’s talking about.
Edit: and the banter would have taken place in a bar. With the same chance of no one hearing my banter, like it is online nowadays.
I know what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna do your mom
Afterwards, could you give me a hug and tell me you believe in me?
Of course I beleive in you. If you didn’t already know that, then I’m sorry for letting you down.
Instead, how about afterwards I give you a hug and we work on helping you beleive in yourself?
After? During!
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Well … You could stop having sex with their moms.
