Maybe Elon is just 3 Sperms in a trenchcoat, that’s why he always wants to give it to every woman he crosses.
When the 3 Sperms get excited, they can barely hold it together. That’s when he starts gargling it out.
Maybe Elon is just 3 Sperms in a trenchcoat, that’s why he always wants to give it to every woman he crosses.
When the 3 Sperms get excited, they can barely hold it together. That’s when he starts gargling it out.
The scourge of the earth
“We at Vice — and I publicly apologize, Elon — used to shit on him, and I’d be like, ‘Why are you shitting on the guy? He’s great.’”
What the fuck is happening? Are we really awake or dreaming all this shit?
I also shower before bed, never really thought about it. I just always like to dispose of the day before going to bed.
I have experienced pretty much the same, regarding the next day and really only noticing when working out and sweating a lot.
I am also in the mood for exposing myself. I rarely use deodorant. I find it rather stinks much sooner and stronger with deodorant, than without.
president elect
top picks
government leaders
sexual assault
child sex trafficking
The juxtaposition of these positions to the actions is mind blowing
It’s not only corruption, which is already bad in itself, no, it’s the folks that “fucks anything that moves”
He was also known for doing plastic surgery on inmates that were deformed or had visible injuries, before their release. He thought that it would help them to integrate easier into society again.
This is a very biased article, considering where it was published. It paints a very positive picture of him.
It acknowledges the experiments, but keeps it light on the details.
Whereas this article seems to paint a more realistic picture of the “beloved” doctor.
You don’t know if he’s maybe Nollie Kickflipping the whole way.
There might be giants, but we have our caves
I found out i had a cousin with the same name as me, when i read about his death in the newspaper.
Glad you escaped and i hope you two find a new home quick.
Abusive family members are hard to deal with.
Here’s the lemmy post.
It was posted in the Onion community, but the story itself is on isGlitch
I often go to musopen.org for music samples and ideas.
Way back, i spent 1 day in my life really believing they do exist, until digging deeper exposed me to the sad truth.
That was my intention
I knew it, i always suspected my things were false.
Last thing i heard, Musk was still in the USA.
Offers his sperm for colonizing Mars, aiming to upgrade said hobby
I’m afraid that after this we won’t be seeing any people surviving torture anymore.
This is really bad.
I don’t have issues if neighbors are loud. As in children playing, music or having people over for a party.
What i can’t have, is adults arguing, obnoxious unnecessary noise like shutting close doors with full force or trampling around as if they would be wearing those Dutch wooden shoes.
This is from my perspective, living in an apartment building, thinking about the neighbor living above me.
Edit: once i had a couple living above me. One night they came home late and fucked themselves up the stairs. Slowly.
That was the most uncomfortable experience i had with neighbors.