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Not me! I’ll take a pack of this Chewlie’s gum right here.
Does it come with nicotine? Cuz that’s kinda why I came in here…at least nicotine gives me a bit of a high while it slowly kills me. Rethink your new product.
Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?
They make it taste awful, like worse than a cigarette.
Yeah but imagine if the ninjas also gave handjobs
420 life
Are we talking silky-smooth succulent hands, or those of a construction worker who doesn’t buy 30 grit sandpaper because he always carries his own brand?
In the UK, for a pack-a-day smoker, that’s more like $140 a week.
Just never go into a convenience store. Aside from the sparse selection of fruit everything else there is bad for you. Tobacco, energy drinks, shitty snack food, lotto tickets. The only convenience is an early release from your mortal coil.
You all simply don’t know the incredible sensation of a ninja poisoning your coffee right after sex.
Was the ninja there before, during or after the sex? What exactly was his participation? Did he have ninja credentials?
Is there some kind of accelerated program I can join
Man, that on-the-nose anti-smoking humor in 2024… So fucking fresh and edgy.
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