Although my pup might be big enough for a few meals, please don’t eat him either.

It’s too bad you’re not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!

She will try to lick you. She licks everybody who gives her attention. Except me. I taught her I don’t like being licked. So now I can pet her, and boop her, and (if my sister isn’t looking) give her small amounts of food. Znd she just snuggles up in my lap.

But she still tries to lick, and I say “heeey”, and she goes “Oh, right. Sorry”. And I go “it’s ok.” And then my sister comes over and is confused why she’s so obsessed with me, or my mom, whenever we visit.

But I’m the only one she makes an actual effort not to lick.