They’ll scorch the Earth as long as they continue making money as it burns

And security and medical personnel

No, Werewolf!

Hmm… Then maybe I’m full of shit.

I wonder why there’s such a drastic change between those states then. And it seems like there’s a clear line where it falls apart, so I chalked it up to party influence.

It’s interesting to me how you can tell red states from blue states based on how their counties are divided. Up north is nice, squared, organized. But once you get into Arkansas, Tennessee, West Virginia, the county lines drastically change to a chaotic, gerrymandered mess.

Oh no! Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!

I’m gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity

Although my pup might be big enough for a few meals, please don’t eat him either.

I’m pretty sure some of those fancy restaurants that pop up everywhere already do this. They’ll put bacon on anything

That’s the sign of a real leader who cares about his country before himself

Well, if we’re generalizing THAT much, the dating pool for guys is just as bad.

We’ve got:

-women who will go out with you just for a free dinner date, then never talk to you again

-women who are looking for sugar daddies

-women obsessed with their socials (IG, TikTok, etc)

-women so unnatural you question they can still be considered human (lip fillers, butt lifts, boob jobs, have you ever heard of the term “Bimbofication”?)

-all of the above

In reality, there are so many more people in this world that don’t fit any of these categories on the men or women side. It’s just that a lot of the “dating pool” she’s talking about is centered around dating apps. The real world is so much more diverse.