FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they’re about to make a funny post.

Hey! It’s me! The CIA!

Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I’ve already won.

Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID

The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.

Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!

Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

I’m actually not funny

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can’t they just make an instance with fake accounts?

Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏