Broadcast into my retinas via neuralink.

It may have triggered my nose to bleed incessantly but I KNOW this is because I didn’t take my ONNIT & ALPHA BRAIN

That’s onnit o - n - n - I- t

I injected ivermetcin infused raw milk into my veins so that I can get the REAL news quicker.

Setraline and weed. Good luck, friend

Clearly there was not a sign saying not to shit in the trashcan.

People are animals

Place i use to work had a guy who would wipe his bloody boogers on the single bathroom wall in an employee only bathroom.

People will always find new ways to surprise you with their degeneracy

He wants to be Bob page so bad

Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.

Thank you. Looks like thisll be the compromise 🤷‍♂️

The idea of doing thing is better than doing them.

Let me live in my bliss bubble of inaction, buster.

Yeah I’m what you could call a classics guy.

(I let men suck me off)

Let’s kiss by the castration chamber

Oh it does.

They got health dept closed for a short bit. A rat could have nested in the soup for all I care that shit is amazing

Hey it’s not my fault preps didn’t pull shit. Put those 200 thighs under the faucet STAT

Insufferable weed bros are pretty bad.

Typed between bong hits to be fair lol

There was an Old sub reddit of people from the Balkans shitting on everyone.

Until a westoid posted and they all piled on them.

Their racism puts ours to shame. Like an old wine. They have cultivated their strain of racism since before America was a thought.

Can’t compete lol

They got rid of it asap and then organized a zoom call with all users.

At least they listened. Have heard generally positive things from people who use fable.

The weevils add flavor

This is your Uber eats driver.

Recall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.

E bike brigade for stealthy attacks

Big fan of the “everyone hates you” sign