A friend who I’ve played WoW with for years gifted me an “RPG fantasy game” from GOG called ‘Under the Witch’, telling me it was a fighting style RPG. What I didn’t realize was that he was trolling me in the most hilarious way

https://www.gog.com/en/game/under_the_witch

This line right here was the first indication I had that I was being trolled. When I read this line, my jaw dropped 🤣 Basically, you fight this witch, and she uses very inappropriate and uhh let’s say saucy moves on you, and you either pass your turn and let her do it to you

This is perhaps one of the most vile games I’ve ever played and quickly uninstalled… but it was memorable enough that I had to share it with the world ♥

  • randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    The game has been in development for half a decade, and it’s not anywhere near finished. The voice acting is great but they’re glorified demos with adult gimmicks.

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    2 months ago

    When my raid friends and I have a little disposable income (like during COVID) I’ll admit we did troll one another like this. They’re still welcome to get me troll games and I promise them I’ll play them but only as a “rando” when I randomize my collection.

    What’s more fun was back before people knew, recommending doki doki literature club to hentai VN fans.

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    2 months ago

    I call hijinx and shenanigans! Look at OPs nickname! This is exactly the type of game they’d be into based solely on that.

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    2 months ago

    Ugh. Why can’t porn games get their own platform so I can look for a fucking game to play without having literal porn shoved in my face. What kinds of losers actually buy these “games”? Smh my head.

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      2 months ago

      They do exist; but also constantly debate with stores like Steam about what can be allowed since Steam is ultimately much more visible. They make it murky with the occasional VN that’s “90% cryptic folk mystery, 5% romance, 5% visuals of non-consenting animated minors in the nude being victimized by a tentacle”.

      Steam, for very understandable reasons, has waffled back and forth on whether to allow those games.

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    2 months ago

    Serious question here, What is the point of porn games? I wouldn’t last through 10 minutes of gameplay until I had to go satisfy my urges. Are people really jerking off to video games? How do you play a game and masturbate at the same time? I’m not joking I actually don’t understand the point of these games.