Looks like they used an automatic thesaurus to cover plagiarism.

I propose we call meta and other snoopy mega corps “Mega Sibling”.

Elf on the shelf sees all.

More likely it was written in a seperate language and translated

I don’t blame the kid. I blame overly zealous professors who put unrealistic requirements on Turn-it-in scores.

There’s only so many ways an idea can be succinctly expressed. Any other phrasing just becomes obtuse but sometimes students have no choice because some professor when overboard with plagiarism detection.