This is what is wrong with modern society. I take a train downtown and no inner city kid is worshiping the sun. Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
Since this is shitpost
This guy gets it!
A good solar flare/EMP or six ought to do it. Right back to the stone ages
If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.
Yeah it’s like, dude? The Sun is real.
We really could use a little George Carlin right about now… And Joe Pesci, just to be safe.
Damn dude, you made me think Joe Pesci was dead. Still kicking at 81 years of age.
Nah, just a living legend.
What do you mean? We’ve begun the greatest construction of sun obelisks in the history of humankind? There everywhere, people come knocking on your door wanting to mount them on your roof for free.
Even though it gives us cancer! ( The sun not the panels).
God’s existence: No physical proof
Sun’s existence: Just look up
this is why y’all should praise the sun
Instructions unclear, now blind because I didn’t have a “look away from sun” step to follow.
praise the sun
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
Ok, on it!
Without the sun we’d all be dead. I also hate cold weather & feel so much better with some sunshine. I’m surprised we don’t have more people that pray & give thanks to the sun.
Has the sun tried threatening potential converts?
Works gangbusters for for the most popular religions.
Hell, they usually steal the sun’s defining characteristic to threaten followers with: 🔥🔥🔥.
Love me some Sunshine!
Shuddup Sun! The world does not revolve around you!
Probably burning us all to death.
\o/ praise the sun \o/
i have been to stone henge for the winter solstice
i did my part
