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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
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    probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      sexagrams

      Isn’t that just OnlyFans?

  • vala@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    28 character limit?

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Is that pizza kosher at least?

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    I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

    • Odelay42@lemmy.world
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      Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

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          I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

        • Odelay42@lemmy.world
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          Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

          Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

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    As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

    And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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    Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    oy what a oysshteler!

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