• hOrni@lemmy.world
    13·
    3 months ago

    In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      5·
      3 months ago

      Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
    1411·
    3 months ago

    I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

        • andros_rex@lemmy.world
          3·
          3 months ago

          I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

        • Odelay42@lemmy.world
          3·
          3 months ago

          Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

          Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    52·
    3 months ago

    As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

    And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.