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Don’t actually do this. You can get your license suspended (or worse) even if you never go back to the town that gave you the ticket.
This is why I will never drive in the state of Missouri again. Well it was a speeding ticket, but whatever.
I really don’t blame you. All cops outside of Metro areas or established cities in Missouri are local bumpkins* tasked with collecting tax revenue from outsiders. This is because all rural areas in the Midwest stagnated economically and socially 50+ years ago.
Metro and City cops are doing the same on a different scale. They tend to be high/drunk/running organized crime. So at least they’re bootstrapping and living the American dream of working for themselves.
*Oops
I think you mean “bumpkin” unless you are making a very odd accusation about the sexual proclivities of rural police.
You are correct, I meant bumpkin. I would blame autocorrect or swipe, but here we are.
It was worth the sensible chuckle in my opinion.
Fuck the police.
Like literally or figuratively?.. I’m gonna need lots of lube. /s
Is that only city-wide in the US? Here in Europe we have international agreements…
