I get pretty mad about street lamps too.

But did they flush any paper towels?

On a serious note: untreated mental illness can explain a lot of seemingly inexplicable behavior.

You are correct, I meant bumpkin. I would blame autocorrect or swipe, but here we are.

Your attitude is horrible. Starting a post with “I love my dog (…), but” shows your true colors.

Have you ever drank a bunch of water and taken a good piss only to realize you have to pee again a short time later? And I’m absolutely not advocating restricting water access.

You got a dog. Now take responsibility for providing exercise and appropriate elimination opportunities.

I really don’t blame you. All cops outside of Metro areas or established cities in Missouri are local bumpkins* tasked with collecting tax revenue from outsiders. This is because all rural areas in the Midwest stagnated economically and socially 50+ years ago.

Metro and City cops are doing the same on a different scale. They tend to be high/drunk/running organized crime. So at least they’re bootstrapping and living the American dream of working for themselves.

*Oops

Yes it was a five filter design. It was a cool thing at a house I partied at occasionally. The most official documentation might be it pictured at one of those parties. They used it to clean smoky basement air.

Having no mass means you are required to travel at the speed of light.

I first saw one of these 19 years ago. These two shit bags attaching their names to this design are nothing more than clout chasers.

Nuka Cola (High Proof)?

I have to live with Sisqo’s Thong Song sometimes.

How is a shitty ad for sugar water a meme?

I would suggest the author stick to their day job but they don’t seem to be good at that either.

Cup water is hot new trend where you eat water out of cup.

My dog did a similar thing. Poke head out the flap, check on my whereabouts in the backyard, go back inside to do dog stuff.

Yes I do and probably will again. Not that time though. It was a photo finish though.

Yeah it prevents you from having to slowly walk your bike up a hill doubled over in pain keeping an eye out for a large bush or high hedge

“Boo! Hiss! Protect the citadel!”

-United Atheist Alliance

(I’m mocking dogmatic pop sci types, not attempting to denigrate trans rights or identities)

Your happiness

SOLARIS 8 IS BEST UNIX

The whole ‘wrapped’ summaries thing dovetails perfectly into social media narcissism. It’s quite a spectacle to witness.

Edit: the phrase I was looking for came to me:

Sharing ‘wrapped’ anything is solid gold self-absorbed dipshittery.