This is adorable.

It reminded me of how often without even thinking I do tits and ass grabbing

Those two are so cute together.

It really woke me up because it’s so true.

This has all been standard in every heterosexual relationship I’ve ever had, with the exception of lifting dudes up onto tables. They’re heavy and lifting them safely would ruin the fun a bit.

I think I might just be sexually aggressive (with consenting partners), because I’m definitely not a top, lol

I have no idea what she’s talking about but my wife wants me to tell you guys this is truth.

At least the house would be clean /s