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When I was 6, I dreamed that Superman was showing me his new car. And in the dream, as a six year old, I was thinking, “Why do you need a car?”
Writer Cary Bates says that the Supermobile was created as a promotional tie-in for the Corgi Toys toy line: “In my opinion, whenever merchandising needs are dictating story content, the odds of any real creativity or inspiration are severely compromised”.
Yah, we could tell…
They don’t let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.
So that why Sonic has a car as well?
I’m not sure what Sonic’s deal is. I’m pretty sure he can’t afford the drive thru.
No? He can afford the ones at Sonic’s
Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.
AFAIK flash does actually need to consume calories and all that, so maybe it’s better than running literally everywhere.
This was a plot point in the recent Flash movie.
And the show, many years before
Most media just has superheroes consume regular calories for their body size it seems. Where does all this extra energy come from? Guess Flash has the speed force, Hulk the gamma radiation, and Superman the star power. Only two I remember someone eating extra calories is Pecorine from Princess Connect and that one girl who can create anything from My Hero Academia.
Flash just does mukbang offscreen.
No, I specifically remember the flash drinking his coffee with double digit number of sugars in the Justice League cartoons.
Ant man gets hungry too
Also allows him to carry additional people and items, and store the items. However, might be better to have an SUV or similar for greater and more secure storage.
Now I need a comic where a Flash uses the speed force to carry the entire Justice League Watchtower into another dimension and it just follows the characters who now have to live with the fact that they failed in their original universe. Green Lantern retires because the hope is gone, Aquaman works out a schedule with the new universe Aquaman so they can split the responsibilities of head of Atlantis and superhero work, etc.
Hmmmmm ackchually a green lantern’s powers are based on willpower. Blue lanterns are powered by hope 🤓
You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.
Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.
The webcomic something positive did a strip where he figured out how to decapitate with ejaculate
A super bicycle would actually make a lot of sense. A (super) Human powdered plane would also be pretty cool.
powdered plane
God damn it, jokes so good I cannot edit my typo. 😆
Dude can already run on water, and jump just about any distance, what does he need the plane for?
I guess this is for when her just wants to cruise real slow.
