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      Even though the Sovcit was carrying a writ of mandamus to buy butter, the Sovcit bought margarine which was not covered by the writ. Classic rookie mistake. /s

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          “Sir, this is a Publix. We don’t accept ‘negotiable instruments’ in payment for groceries, only cash or card. You have put down a quarter, which is indeed cash, but you keep referring to it as ‘0.1808 troy ounces of silver’.”

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    Was that duty free butter? Of course not, Publix doesn’t have a Customs agency, dork. You need to buy your groceries at an airport so you can say that you are travelling to a transportation center and using the roads as an easement, granting an unobstructed path. And police count as an obstruction. Just ignore them and only stop when you get to the property line of the airport. If you travel onto the tarmac, then only airport police can chase you and it will significantly reduce the amount of police who might confuse your rights if they try to detain you.

    SovCits just don’t know their rights. /S

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    UNIFORM TRAFFIC CITATION you say? Perhaps SovCit should try to convince the judge he wasn’t wearing a uniform at the time, nor does his vessel constitutes a uniform.