Just wait for the sequel:

SovCits II: Return of the Negotiable Instrument

Or with a negotiable instrument, but only after agreeing using a statement signed under 45° in red inkt. All rights reserved, with prejudice.

Personally I hated the whole gang warfare mechanic in San Andreas, so I never finished the game.

GTA IV was filled with details and graphically very good at the time. But the constant hounding by your companions was a major turn off. Fuck that “cousin Romain disliked you didn’t pick up your phone while you were being chased by the police” shit.

V was okay, but I also never finished it. Both GTA V and Red Dead Redemption 2 just feels like a chore at some point. As much as I’d want to like them they just fail to hold my attention.

For me Vice City was the part I enjoyed most, not overly long and absolutely I loved the 80’s vibe. 🤤

“I was thrown out of court after behaving like a total ass, I must be on to something”. The ignorance is strong in this one.

In plain English:

I have this theory on how to get free stuff that will not work. But I like to laugh at you dumb inbreds, so please go ahead and try it. Just don’t complain to me when your stupidity catches up with you and bites you in the ass.

And it’s even for sale and you get 35% discount on other stuff you won’t actually need.

By Grabthar’s hammer… what a savings.

Could someone elaborate which empire this used to be, for the non-US users? 🙂

And it hungers…

Isotope dating is based on assumptions, but for the presence of a Sky Daddy they just need a piece of paper containing stories which have changed (sometimes quite wildly) over the past centuries. Right, makes perfect sense.

And make sure to get David Hewlett and Joe Flanigan as well.

“You’re not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!” Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was ‘let go’. 🤨