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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

You dissociate?

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You dissociate?

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…

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      You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

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    Shoot me a bm

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      poot poot

      Pick up the fart phone

  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m logged in rn.

    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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      Begin the big download

      • shneancy@lemmy.world
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        there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more

      • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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        I need more broadband because my upload is too big

  • unphazed@lemmy.world
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    I’m on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Don’t you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/

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    470

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      Ew, thanks I love it

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    Aka the sphincternet.

  • mudmaniac@lemmy.world
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    There is an air gap. You’re safe.

    But if water splashes up then it’s GAME OVER MAN.

  • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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    Guess it’s the Fediverse shittyverse

  • benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works
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    So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?

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  • r4venw@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?

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        Honestly terrifies me

    • benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s the poop hand from monsturd… worst bad movie ever

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      Thank you, Thing.

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    At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

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      Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish

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    upload only… at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet

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    Move to a house with a septic tank

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      Why? Butt network is life.

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