But the day after is only the second day of Christmas! There are, famously, twelve of them.

I had that at a venue yesterday. And it was awful music. It felt like I got sucked into the Hallmark universe.

It was the first time in many years that I complained to staff and they were happy I did and immediately put normal music on.

I didn’t know humans were capable of producing such shit.

You’re my favorite commenter.