Okay.
Foreign Football (top)
Domestic Football (bottom)
The football is one foot long. The European equivalent would be a meterball.
I actually really like the name Egghand
Yes, and horse racing is called “fast glue.” I’d post the old 4chan pic of them all but some are kinda offensive.
Brilliant!
There aren’t any rugs used in rugby, either.
And “cricket?” They would be crushed instantly.
I don’t see any keys in hockey either.
Don’t even get me started on bowling.
What? The first pic is clearly a game of soccer
The guy in the second picture is an NFL quarterback. They get paid a LOT of money to play this game, which makes this his job!
By your logic, he’s using his hands to perform his job. I guess that makes it a hand job.
What an original joke
“Handegg is kinda sexy, NGL.”
–Easter Bunny