Spending your life leaning into fictional ragebait. Do better things people. Do literally anything else.
Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?
I guess you drive a car but travel in a vessel.
Yarr, he flew the jolly roger, he did.
Poor boat captain :(
No he clearly means his body! A solid gold copy of his berth certificate signed at 450 degree angle sent to the general of the Duke United Merchant Bank, will quickly banishment this illegal tryannt to twatlight zone and return control of his body
I wonder if cops can just hand them a card that says “Your made up rules carry no legal authority.”
I funny think any of those guys would listen to a straight “You’re wrong.” Maybe it would be better explaining that they didn’t do their incantations quite right. Like “Oh, that license plate can’t be accepted because it’s black letters on a white background, which puts it in the domain of the department of commerce, who have no jurisdiction in automobile accidents.”
I rewired a police station once. Literally the only poster they had up about groups to watch for was about SovCits, exactly how their nonsense “worked”, and how to handle them. It was pretty amusing, as an anarchist who wasn’t keen on that particular job.
This card doesn’t matter, because I can’t read anything I didn’t write myself or download from the guy selling the WWII themed dog bandanas.
Only if I can hand the same card back to the cops.
Works more often than you’d think:
So he wants to use a court of law to sue somebody?
Hope he brings the right coupons!
The store didn’t accept my monopoly money so I want to personally sue the cashier.
It’s too late for this guy. He didn’t declare a fee schedule and jiggle his left foot 8 times at the time the tickets were issued.
Don’t be like him. Contact me before any interaction with state tyrants for only $750/hr and I will teach you everything you need to know. You can be reimbursed from your straw man account that is held by the government so there’s no need to worry about the costs. Just go to my website where I sell dog bandanas with WWII insignias and click on the “Contact The Real Person” link.
By reading this you agree to the fee schedule posted on my website. Anyone violating this will be held accountable in a court without a gold-fringed flag. I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore…
This is a masterpiece.
I brought in a legal consultant, my friend, the king of the cake-eating owl monkey people. The king is not optimistic about this Sovcit’s chances.
A psychologist might have helped, if consulted before the delusion had set in that deep…
