Ou yo

This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Nor does it say “Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life”

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

And when women were women, like k.d. lang, Annie Lennox, and Tracy Chapman

“Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?”

“It’s a Krustybuuuuuuuurger!!!”

My brain while kayaking: “omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!”

My brain while cleaning said house; “omg you’re frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!”

My brain while playing games: “check behind the waterfall for loot!”

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

“Cat trucks on every corner!”

The caption doesn’t mention the other choice.

“Potato or death?”