• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
        1·
        1 month ago

        Oh also, this one.

        Responsible part of my brain: Ok, time to get to bed.

        Part of my brain in control at night: Sure thing, I just want to do something quick before that.

        Responsible part: Ok maybe, just what do you want to do?

        Part in control: I don’t know, just something. I’m still trying to figure out that part.

        Responsible part: Maybe just get to bed?

        Part in control: NO, FIRST I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO, THEN I DO IT, THEN BED!

  • mack7400@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    1 month ago

    My brain while kayaking: “omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!”

    My brain while cleaning said house; “omg you’re frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!”

    My brain while playing games: “check behind the waterfall for loot!”