Ironically, the spud is absurdly more expensive than giving candy.
It is like a dollar each, but the smiles on kids faces as they walk home with the beginnings of a stew are priceless
‘It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?’
Bro, you hand me finger foods I’m gunna eat it on the way back, just ask for a little salt at each house you stop by.
Did you want to cause a run on potatoes? Because this is how you cause a run on potatoes
I have confirmed the results of this experiment. Some kids asked “what is this?” then took it once I told them it was a potato.
Like the Kung Fu master Bruce Willis said, “Be potato, my friend.”
The caption doesn’t mention the other choice.
“Potato or death?”
Potatoes and molasses!
With a potato you can do anything … at very low quality.
Makes sense, potatoes are basically the candy of the vegetable world. Just a giant ball of starchy carbs.
Kids just think they’re neat!
My folks have a sign on the door saying, “potato available upon request” and they run out of them every year.
My house is the Pickle House!
Luxury item marketingThis trick only works so long as only one house in the neighborhood does it.
Obligatory: Po-tay-toes! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew…
