YouTube is free, accessible and innovative, though? That meme doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Are you serious? She had ten times as many policy proposals than Trump. She’s not unpopular, she’s a woman.

Yeah, but it was never between Hitler and a woman! Yanks hate nothing more than women, so what did you expect?

Nah, this is about money. They’ll definitely find a group of underpaid employees to fire.

👴

Is this “the weave” he was talking about? The thing all his English professor friends swoon over?

Someone said “fuck” on TV! Quick, let’s make an actual news article about it before the world ends!

Will they get to keep the produce? Otherwise, this is just slavery and very much in line with conservative ideology again.

I made an argument and you went “nuh-uh!” Sorry I tried to have a conversation with you, I guess. Maybe reflect on what you expect from making online comments.

Why are you ignoring my questions? I don’t remember anybody saying “Iraqis are probably too fat and complacent for guerilla tactics”. “Students of history” won’t disagree that there’s a huge difference between the 1970s us army fighting guerilleros in Vietnam and the 21st century us army fighting a bunch of tacticool idiots on us soil.

Did you notice that your only argument is “nah, it wouldn’t be different” without any substantiation?

Right, when was the last time that happened on us soil again?

Also, do you actually see Americans as some kind of guerilleros? With current obesity numbers, there’s no hiding in improvised shelters for most. Let alone simple but crucial things like “running”. Did you think of how the country isn’t totally unknown to the military, negating one of the major advantages for defenders in past such situations?

By all means, do not agree with me. You can’t convince me you actually believe us citizens have a fighting chance against the fucking us military, though. Absolutely delusional!

Citizens will not stop a coup attempt using guns. You’re watching too many movies. Be realistic.

That crow’s name? Albert Einstein 🤯

Why do real men using root type sudo, though?

“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

“IT’S BROKEN!”

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts