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“On one side, a delicious coconut cream cake. On the other, a steaming pile of dog shit with orange icing and bits of hair combed over it.”

This guy won $“John Dreher”.

Seems like if she’s interested, she might invite you in for a drink or coffee next time you drop your kid at their house. If she’s too shy, maybe you offer next time she drops her kid at your house. If she stays in her car as little Billy runs up, that’s a sign she’s not interested (or just busy at that moment).

I also like the idea of offering to take the boys to a movie or something and inviting her. But she may just want to see a movie, so that’s not a total green light. If she grabs your dick during the movie though, that’s a pretty good sign.

Yes, and add an Agile framework. Extreme Monkey typing.

I hope everyone presses charges. $2,500 fine per count X 60 counts = $150,000 total fine for that piece of shit.

This will just be the way layoffs go from now on. Don’t quit. Just keep working from home while looking for another job until they fire you.

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I already bought the books + it was like watching a car accident. I just couldn’t believe this guy was a successful businessman.

The first 5 or so of Trump’s books. No meaningful lessons in business to be had. Just him bragging about people he knew, people he’d screwed over, how good he thought he was at pretty much everything. How he got back at anyone who crossed him. Insufferable. I knew he was one of the worst people ever before he even mentioned getting into politics.

And in those 5 books, he probably name-dropped every New York socialite he ever met. It’s consistent with his whole image of self-worth and needing to look and feel important. You know who he didn’t mention? Someone we’ve seen him with in several photos? Who he definitely would have mentioned if there wasn’t a reason not to? Jeffrey Epstein.

Good on you for admitting fault, not deleting the post, and standing strong. I know you probably feel like a total braindead fucking moron right now - and you’d be right to - which may be the only thing you’ve gotten right in your whole life. /s

That study is idiotic. It’s literally an embodiment of the joke: “You could have found it faster if you looked in the last place first”.

Standardized triage testing has been shown over and over to save many more lives than doctor intuition alone. Just because a test rules out a diagnosis doesn’t make it “unnecessary”.

It makes sense. The only people killed by Helene were gays, immigrants (there were no immigrants in Eden!), and this one guy who was “curious” about being an immigrant. /s

I think everyone can stay calm. That ewok is the first image result if you google “ewok”.

I use Android (Samsung) and I’ve never been able to find one that works. Sometimes I use Chrome, but many apps, like Connect for Lemmy have a builtin web viewer that I think is using the native web browser (so I need something that covers both). I would appreciate any suggestions.

Yasher man. It’s band.

Trump and the GOP are directly responsible for killing the part of ACA that required people to have insurance in 2017. That is what allowed all the young healthy people to drop their insurance which caused costs to go up for everyone else. It de-socialized it.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_Cuts_and_Jobs_Act

The one I hate most: “Art of the Possible”.

What, to rub it in? He’s turned that town into a warzone of insanity. Might as well piss in the town square and head out.

Brian understood the kitchy pot and burner decor. But, he didn’t understand why it also involved sitting 8 hours a day in cold gazpacho that only came up to his balls.