I was in a cvs yesterday. The deodorant was behind glass. There was a “lift here” sticker for each shelf. When i opened my shelf for my choice it chimed loud enough to be heard across the store. I guess that’s better than needing to chase down an employee

What’s wrong with fact checkers?

Taiwanese communist? What world do you live in?

There was roughly 20 different elected positions on my ballot.

The real problem with American politics is everyone is so focused on the POTUS that they ignore the politicians who have an actual measurable effect on their quality of life.

I challenge anyone to look up your local town hall and see when the next city council meeting is. Go to it and see what they talk about and vote on. Notice the other people who go.

Many cities have public meetings for police oversite too. They’re even less attended than city council meetings

They’re pretty shitty for most tradesmen who only need to carry tools. The beds are so high and deep it’s annoying to lift toolboxes in and out. A van with a roof rack is way more useful.

Do you think bike shops in there Nerherlands would be interested in hiring American bicycle mechanics?

Wishbone! Ghostwriter And bill nye the science guy.

There are more French speakers in Africa than there are in France and the French Language Authority is absolutley SEETHING at this fact because they’re losing control over “proper French” and for the first time ever French is evolving like a language should

Plastic bucket with a backpack. So you can empty the bucket into the backpack. And people will think you don’t have enough candy and they’ll give you more.

24% is backwards degenerates. That’s the percentage of the population that voted for trump in 2020. No where near half, no matter how much they may claim to represent half.

Ableism is the ugliest -ism

When i was 13 bill Clinton told me 1 car length per every 10mph i was traveling at. Ive been following that advice ever since

Communist nations may have killed millions. But capitalist nations have killed more by orders of magnitude.

It’s almost like humans resort to violence when they think they can get away with it

Just yesterday i was trolling conservatives on tiktok with space lasers. I wonder if i found MTG’s information source on accident

If every church in America housed 2.5 unhoused people the crisis would be solved overnight.

Who am i kidding though, American churches don’t exist to help people they exist to tax tithe people

Giant hornet. Easily 4 inches long. I have no idea what it was doing in California.

There was no TP nor any more Kirkland paper towels at the Costco i went to last night. Just 1.5 pallets of bounty rolls and a bunch of workers trying to fill the space with kirkland bottled tap water.

Nah, I’m eating tens of thousands of years of culinary traditions aided by modern understanding of biology and medicine.

I agree. It’s really sad when children and pets die accidentally or for any reason really.

What’s truly depressing is all the jaded assholes who think that their adult intelligence is the standard for every baby and animal in the world so it’s somehow the kids fault for strangling themselves because they should have known better