people with all sizes of dicks and people without dicks are equally valid and capable of asserting authority and commanding respect.
stop being misogynistic
Ok, big vajayjay energy. Only women have vajayjays, though, and there were no women in the Coup Hallway at the time that we can see from the photos. Therefore, it was not B.V.E., powerful as it is. It was a dick-based event. Ipso facto.
Literally stopped a coup with big-dick energy alone.
Impressive.
Most impressive.
Or stopped it because he ordered the general to attempt the coup in the first place.
people with all sizes of dicks and people without dicks are equally valid and capable of asserting authority and commanding respect.
stop being misogynistic
Ok, big vajayjay energy. Only women have vajayjays, though, and there were no women in the Coup Hallway at the time that we can see from the photos. Therefore, it was not B.V.E., powerful as it is. It was a dick-based event. Ipso facto.
see now you’re being transphobic
Wait, I thought this was just a bad bit. You’re actually serious?
Imagine this in J. Jonah Jameson, if you will, as I do not have the famous gif on hand: “WAITAREYOUSRS?”
Fuck me mate
nah
Lmao chill out, buddy. This is NCD. Im not being misogynistic; I’m simply using an idiom. We’re basically just shitposting about geopolitics.
there’s quite a few sexist and racist idioms out there… it being an idiom doesn’t change it
What in the fuck
That’s some serious small dick energy
there’s just a dick
It’s an idiom
Hey! Who are you calling an idiom?
that is incredibly far away from the point.
yes, i know what an idiom is.
Big hallway energy. Zuniga had a plan for ramming the palace gates and a plan for talking to the media, he blanked on what to do in the hallway.
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
I don’t know what to do with my
handsmilitary