Always make sure you record on the record.
They always seem so surprised it didn’t work for them.
Well, common sense is way less common than the name suggests…
So rare it should be considered a superpower.
bro paid $750 for a piece of paper and seems shocked that it’s not magic
He should have paid for it with his straw man account
Hey it’s not the paper’s fautl he ate the magic beans instead of planting them
This country has, on average, gotten so stupid that I’m surprised half of us can manage to keep themselves alive.
It’s become a full-time job for the OTHER half to keep the first half alive.
And we’re off the clock starting in January, so. Anyone in the market for a used Harley? Prices Will Couldn’t Be Lower soon
Did he actually cast the spell? I think he needs to find a cop and shout the arcane words at them.
He bought the red sharpie at Dollar General and didn’t notice it was a ‘shorpie’.
“What do I do to… …remedy the situation?”
If only anyone had practical advice for this scenario.
Oh well.
