Are you me?

hurt fee-fees

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.

$500 minimum, and I’d really have to think hard about it.
$1000, done deal.

North or South?

This is a Fortune 500 Company that specializes in it:

Eternal Memories

No.

She pays wifey and me to clean, and I do the weird stuff that never gets done.

As for failing freezers, I have a cheapie temperature alarm that I got from alibaba a while back that works over wifi, etc, …$20 maybe, as well as a power-out alarm on the circuit…freezer spoilage= big $$… I’ll edit w/link if I can pull it up…

Fortunately, I run Slackware, which causes arch users to spasm.

This the solution.

Caddy is simple.

Damn, someone lawyered-up.

Misogyny-free yogurt.

Possible side effects: new calves.

Whew! Had me worried.

“Wait…I can choose to have SEX??”

“So, what did you do after breakfast…?”
– your spouse.

Genuinely curious as to what the 99% of my peers should be using other than than their phone’s native apps?

How do I easily convince everyone that you’re brilliant, and we should collectively fawn?

Understood, but today’s “SCOTUS” is at his beck and call.

As a convicted felon, many countries could refuse him entry.

This would be yet another step in having the entire conviction tossed.

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The proof is in the pudding.