Giving special treatment to the CEOs should really help cool down this growing call for more violence against CEOs
I really hope that nobody sets up a bot that calls this new hotline 24/7 from different numbers.
you wouldn’t find the police running across the state spending immense amounts of taxpayer dollars on behalf of any of the other thousands that have died of gun violence.
Maybe those CEOs should buy bulletproof backpacks and hold active shooter drills
And go through metal detectors every day at work.
Wait, did the onion actually buy America?
Recent news would make a lot more sense if that was the case
Seems like they didn’t get the message… They aren’t the important ones.
Just being a CEO isn’t going to get you harmed, there are plenty of CEOs in the world who aren’t terrible people. The hotline should advise the callers in this way.
What’s the number
Edit: I know, shh




