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kirkoman@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A bathtub is the opposite of a canoe.

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A bathtub is the opposite of a canoe.

kirkoman@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • db2@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Can’tnoe

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Kudos, that might be better than my first thought: canoen’t

      • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        2 years ago

        Cannoet

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        That was my first thought too though. 😆

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    This isn’t a shower thought. It’s a bath thought.

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      I shower in the bathtub.

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        I used to bathe in the shower.

        My parents were concerned about water usage and so banned baths. I, a stubborn teenager, just started using the dangling shower head instead of the bath tap to fill the tub. Presumably they knew, but they never called me on it.

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          I just think bathing is a waste of time. I just want want to clean myself quickly and get out, I have better things to do.

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            Bathing as a teenager, I wasn’t overly concerned about cleanliness or speed. I was more worried about hot water and laying down for a bit longer in the morning.

            Now, as an adult, I haven’t had a bath in several years. I’ve thought about it; standing, for me, is hard because I’m obese and have an old ankle injury that was repaired incorrectly. However, ultimately, I always end up going for the shower - because, as you said, it’s more efficient - then trembling on the bed for ten minutes until my ankle recovers.

            I agree, though. For effectiveness, go for a shower. For luxury, a bath might be appropriate.

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    And lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      Dude!

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    A shower thought on showerthoughts??? Impossible

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      Showerception. Wait for the cold water kick.

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    Now get into your river bath.

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      You’ve reminded me of a rather odd book series.

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    2 years ago

    thanks

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    ¿Porque no los dos?

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    But all canoes can be bathtubs but not the other way.

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    2 years ago

    Or a non-capsised boat, or an empty ocean

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